top five: Things that May Happen to Lindsay in Jail

In Uncategorized on July 14, 2010 at 4:35 pm

top five: Things that may happen to Lindsay Lohan in Jail (or Lindsay’s Folsom Prison Blues)

  1. Convert to Judaism
  2. Samantha Ronson conjugal visits are no longer necessary.  The slammer’s gonna turn this one fish into five thousand!
  3. Join a prison gang that goes by the simple name: “Mean Girls”.          Wit-tay!
  4. Pass the time by playing connect-the-dots with her freckles.
  5. Knit a fun line of ankle bracelet monitor covers.

Confessions of a Chain Gang


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