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top five: Lessons for single ladies at 5, 280 feet above sea level (Jennifer & Jessica’s Lessons on Colorado Love)

In Uncategorized on June 27, 2010 at 5:03 am

top five: Lessons for single ladies at 5, 280 feet above sea level (Jennifer & Jessica’s Lessons on Colorado Love)

  1. “Hey, I know you’re not from around here, but up here in Estes Park, a girl could really suffer from Hypothermia, especially in June.  On an hour horseback ride. Thankfully, I know how to cure Hypothermia: get naked with me
  2. Fact: When you get lost outside of Denver, pull into the local Lumber store, and ask for the guy who sells Solar Energy Panels.  He’s bound to draw a map…to your heart.
  3. “Hey boys, despite my best friend’s butchy sports bra, she’s actually single, ready to mingle, and can ride a horse (need i say more? HOT)”
  4. Fact: If you talk incessantly to your horse wrangler, instead of enjoying the peaceful solitude of nature, you WILL get asked to Kountry Karaoke, tonight.
  5. Again, Denver-area “Capture the Flag” football games are a HOTSPOT for freshly legal 18 year olds.  Who needs a prom date?

Jen mistakes a tree for a mountain man.

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