top five: grossest ways to go

In Uncategorized on June 23, 2010 at 10:13 pm

top five: grossest ways to meet your maker

  1. Falling off the Empire States Building and getting your eyelid caught on the spike of the collar of a Pug.
  2. Being eaten alive by cockroaches, that have been dyed rainbow colors in honor of June, Pride month.
  3. Any method, by any given Heather, from the 1988 film Heathers (corn nuts, optional)
  4. An achy, break-y heart.
  5. Being set afire by Zooey Deschanel’s laser doe eyes.

And if you tell my heart...he might blow up and kill this man.


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