top five: d-list celebs i would be-friend

In Uncategorized on July 25, 2010 at 10:01 am

top five:  d-list celebs I would be-friend (or my campiest “besties”)

  1. Khloe Kardashian
  2. Tammy Faye Bakker (rest in peace)
  3. The guy who plays the “sun” in the Jimmy Deam commercials (side note: literally as I write this, the commercial came on…kismet? fate? yup!)
  4. Alton Brown
  5. A.J.Langer (aka Ray Ann Graff)

It's always sunnier with sausage.


top five: old school mtv celebs where-are-they now?

In Uncategorized on July 23, 2010 at 4:48 am

top five: old school  mtv celebs where are they now (or to save the integrity of this post, I’m not EVEN gonna look these up on Wikipedia!)

  1. Tabitha Soren
  2. Kurt Loder
  3. Jesse Camp
  4. Kennedy
  5. Matt Pinfield

Thats enough out of you, Kennedy!

top five: musicals that mean [something]

In Uncategorized on July 23, 2010 at 4:37 am

top five: musicals that mean [something] (or how to succeed at a gay bar without really trying)

  1. Jesus Christ Superstar
  2. Into the Woods
  3. Rent (yeah, so? also known as my personal escort through years 96-99)
  4. West Side Story (for a while, this was the closest broadway got to Puerto Rico, without having to-God forbid- cast a Puerto Rican)
  5. Last Five Years (so weird how Jason Robert Brown wrote my biography 5 years before I lived it. he’s like a futuristic voyeur. what a wonderful creep!)

    Judas, must you betray me with a kiss?